The new pandemic rules for restaurant dining rooms

By JOHN E. BIALAS

Restaurants are reopening their dining rooms as we head for Month 3 of the coronavirus pandemic, and cities nationwide have given the businesses a template of new guidelines for their customers.

We have received an example of what one local restaurant is doing, though you have to keep in my mind that this fine piece of writing is parody, satire, humor, mockery, deaf tone, whatever and whatnot and wherefore.

Here is the document:

I have nothing to write here about pizza except for this: I predict a restaurant or two will come up with a COVID-$19 deal: $19 for a 19-inch pizza until the end of the pandemic. And I’m assuming there will be an end to it.

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